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Pictures
This sort of thing should not be considered offensive.
But internet nannies say that topless women are not “family-friendly” despite the fact that breasts were probably one of the very first things you all saw as a child, but you know. Somehow it’s a terrible classless thing now that we’re all adults. /eyeroll
It depends on how you market it, I suppose. I see absolutely nothing wrong with the above, except for “out of focus and bad lighting” but that gave it a softened grainy effect and I kinda like that.
Mostly, though, I just like to show off my 35 year old cha-chas. I’m slowly falling apart bit by bit, but those…are immortal.
Gayness
Some pictures of our whirlwind fuckmance.
ooooooooo “fuckmance”….I likes it.
Don’t worry, I’ll age some day.
…and then my haters will be able to feel good about themselves. Until then, weep, bitches!
These actually are not photoshopped – the effects are from the Android app “Vignette”, which I love dearly. And I’m not wearing false eyelashes, either…that’s the effect of using Latisse for months. It actually does make your eyelashes grow crazy long. Expensive shit, but you see the results. Shazam! I’ve been using it for about 6 months now.
Anyway, I was just taking pictures for my boy. Most of them I can’t/won’t put on here 
But I’ll give you a taste of my present-day camwhoring abilities.
I haven’t worked out regularly since something like 2004, btw. One of these days all this sedentary lifestyle will catch up to me, but until then, I’ll annoyingly revel in my genetics. :D
A lot of this is happening just because I’m so sexually frustrated. It’s starting to make a pervert out of me in a big way. Like, seriously.
Yeah, I’ve still got it.
Once in awhile I need to remind my 35 year old self that me and my all-natural goodness have still got it going on. You know, granted I was blessed with a pretty amazing natural rack far beyond what could be considered average, but I’ve always been of the opinion that decent natural breasts have such a nicer shape than implants. I love the way they move, the way they shift position when a woman moves, the drape of them against her chest. Implants are static, and tend to get hard over time. I’m not into that look at all. In some of my older photos, it straight up looks like I have implants because they were so round and gravity-defying. In some cases, I actually photoshopped them to look LESS round and perky, because I was uncomfortable with that. Odd, I know. At 35, they still don’t sag at all, but they’re a bit more relaxed than they were. I rather like the result, actually.
Three weeks and some change til my almost-sometimes-boy comes to visit on leave from Afghanistan. I can’t wait, I’m so hungry. I have not had any super hot desperate tear-off-your-clothes sex since THANKSGIVING. That is SO LONG. Especially for someone with a sex drive like mine. I am fucking starving.
Thankfully, I’ll be busy moving next weekend, and nitpicking the setup of my place for awhile after that. If any of my friends fee like getting me a housewarming gift, my shopping list is also my wishlist. Meaning, I’m gonna buy all this stuff eventually…honestly that’s what I use my wishlist for, mostly. It’s where I save stuff that I generally end up buying later. And if someone gifts me someone off of it, cool! If not, I’ll get it on my own eventually.
Also, my 24 inch LCD on my desktop system died so I’m stuck with just my laptop for now. If anyone has a suggestion on a good LED LCD about the same size, well, I’m all ears. I’m not looking to spend a ton of money, but I do want something that will last, so suggestions are appreciated (though I won’t be getting anything til awhile after I move…first I must populate my new living room!). God, I am so glad to be moving. I am sick to fucking death of listening to kids scream all day. Ugh!