I no longer model professionally; it’s boring and I have no need of professional grade images of myself anymore.  Once in a great while I work with friends of mine but it’s probably no use contacting about a modeling gig.  I make a living on my brain…I ain’t got no time for dat jibba-jabba.

• Name:  Malice
• Relationship Status:  Married as of 4/5/2012!
• Location:  Berkeley, CA.
• Birthday:  12/06/1976 (age 35)
• Zodiac:  Sagittarius, Year of the Dragon, Hour of the Fire Dragon, born on a full moon.  No shit.
• Hair:  Black
• Eyes:  Green
• Height:  5’4
• Weight:  120lbs-ish
• Measurements:  36C-26-36
• Ethnicity:  German/Japanese/Native American
• Sizes:  Overall size 3, shoe size 6
• Piercings/tattoos:  7 in my ears, septum, lip, navel.   No ink.
• Drink/Smoke/Drugs:  Yes/No/Fuck no
  

Turn Ons:

Blue eyes, shy smiles, girls with short hair, pretty hands, boots, black hair, intellect, humor, boys that cry, nazi uniforms, firearms, perfect eyebrows, nice speaking voices (that seriously can make me weak in the knees), sweetness, random unexpected presents, being watched, aggressiveness, people talking shit about me on forums, and that guy across the street that’s been hiding in the bushes for the past month filming me.  i c u.

Turn Offs:

Dishonesty, desperation, undeserved egoism, ignorance, body hair, tans, anyone like those dumbfucks on Jersey Shore, whiners, anyone that believes in god, preachy vegans, curly hair, smokers, potheads, facial hair, “band guys”, excess body weight, hippies, and people who couch-surf their way through life by having a pretty face.  gtfo, losers.

Stuff That Makes Me Smile:

Artisan cheeses (especially triple creams…mmm).  Sushi.  Chimay.  Pumpkin ale.  Top shelf vodka.  Pajamas.  Clean sheets.  New socks (I for serious love new socks for some reason).  Books books BOOKS – I am a VORACIOUS reader.  Bacon.  M.A.C. makeup.  Combat boots.  Ambien.  Comic books and graphic novels.  Seafood.  My Kindle DX.  Electronic gadgetry.  Computers.  My rooted & overclocked Droid X.  My Sig Sauer P229 .40.  Killing things in Fallout 3.  KITTIES.

Favorites:

• Authors:
  Neil Gaiman, Heinlein, Herbert, de Sade, Richard Morgan, Neal Asher, Tolkien, Asimov, Nietzsche, George R. R. Martin, Laurell Hamilton, Robert Jordan, Tad Williams, J.K. Rowling, Richard Adams, Machiavelli, Yurick, Iain Banks, Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur C. Clarke, Niven, Pournelle, Orwell, Huxley, Lovecraft, etc.
• Books:
  Dune, Watership Down, Shogun, Tailchaser’s Song, Andromeda Strain, DSM-IV-R, When Rabbit Howls, Bastard Out Of Carolina, Parable of the Sower, Ender’s Game, Red Dragon, Da Vinci Code, Hyperion, Otherland, Clan of the Cave Bear, Sunglasses After Dark, Dragonlance, A Game of Thrones, Perfume, Conan, 2001, Dagon, Childhood’s End, The Mists of Avalon, Cowl, Gridlinked, Altered Carbon…and a couple thousand others.
• Comics:
  Sandman, Blade of the Immortal, Battle Angel Alita, Lone Wolf & Cub, Priest, Preacher, Watchmen, Tales from the Crypt, X-Men, Les Bijoux, Under A Glass Moon, Blame!, Biomega, ElfQuest, Petshop of Horrors, Akira, The Walking Dead, Sin City, MPD Psycho, Blood, Kabuki, etc.
• Movies:
  28 Days Later, True Romance, Fight Club, Blue Velvet, REC, Silence of the Lambs, etc.   I LOVE anime and foreign horror flicks, but overall I’m not overall a big movie buff and prefer reading over films.
• Music:
  Check out my Last.FM station

Something you might not expect:

I hate wine, detest latex clothing, have never been a smoker, and adore Lady GaGa.  <3